Ah, I think the idea is the stories are meant to help educate.
Innit great how BS is ok if it makes you feel good!
So here's my story:
"I worked hard all my life spending every minute of my day learning to invest.
After 30 years of working continuously working to improve my methods and strategies I have managed to accumulate 146 properties worth over $100 million.
No I did not do all the work myself, along the way i met some very smart people who were kind enough to help n my ardous journey to become financially free.
Have you ever thought of what it would be like not to have to worry about money? To live without a care in the world on a waterfront home, with a few mercs and porshes parked out the front? A trophy wife and a few "swords" on the side?
Well I'm here to tell that your parents won't tell you how, and neither does going to school do you any good either.
You can be dumb like me, but rich as fux if you just follow my system.
Your friends will laugh when you tell them your an investor, but just follow my system based on the truths that my wealthy friends have taught me and you will be on your way to freedom.
You too can have thousands, even tens of thousands of dollars every month just rolling in your bank account, day after day, week after week, year after year. Imagine that! What will your friends say then?
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Find out the advice i gave Trump when he was broke that changed his life forever.
Find out the exact advice I gave George Soros and many other billionaires that increased their wealth by leaps and bounds.
Even my publishers think it's too good to be true and have only reluctantly agreed to run a small print run, so they won't last long!
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