I might find a magic genie.
A fella goes the the beach and sees a man with a big body and a very small head. Bemused, he walks up to him and says "Don't mean to be rude by why have you got such a small head?"
The man replies, "look I don't mind you asking, You see I was walking along the water edge one day when I found this genie lamp. I rubbed the lamp and this most beautiful genie appeared and granted me one wish. So I said - how 'bout a lil head" lol