Mine takes the cake!
Calls me today, vendor is keen to sell and needs cash asap. Told me to offer $600K, but contract will be written as $500K and pay vendor $100K cash. This way I save on stamp duty and i'm guessing he saves CGT.
WTF? I am sure ATO won't ask questions when $100k gets withdrawn from my account in cash.
I guess it's worth the jail time
Calls me today, vendor is keen to sell and needs cash asap. Told me to offer $600K, but contract will be written as $500K and pay vendor $100K cash. This way I save on stamp duty and i'm guessing he saves CGT.
WTF? I am sure ATO won't ask questions when $100k gets withdrawn from my account in cash.
I guess it's worth the jail time